How awesome is that. I bet the property values fell audibly on my street this morning. I went out to pull weeds in the front beds before they dried out too much from the frogstrangling rains we got this week. The bad thing is that this side, with the dirt and the scratches on my arm that make me look like a wrinkly fat old cutter plus beaucoup boob sweat, is actually the good one. Feel sorry for the neighbors who were looking at my back; the shirt climbed up with the same alacrity as my pink granny panties so they got a real treat. I saved the hoarded Lortab for tomorrow; I intend to get high and make Easter dinner.
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