Weasels personally dealt with this week: 6.
Fuckers personally dealt with this week: 9.
Times I woke up clutching my alarm, having popped the snooze button for more than twenty minutes unawares:2.
Times I called that lady about that job and didn't get a return call: 1.
Scale of the eyeburning, chest-tightening funk odious cheap whore cologne the idiots I share an office with wore: Mississippian. Like the river. Rolling waves of eyeburning pain.
Times I slipped up and said Damn in front of the house supervisor at the front desk: 1.
FML.
Fuckers personally dealt with this week: 9.
Times I woke up clutching my alarm, having popped the snooze button for more than twenty minutes unawares:2.
Times I called that lady about that job and didn't get a return call: 1.
Scale of the eyeburning, chest-tightening funk odious cheap whore cologne the idiots I share an office with wore: Mississippian. Like the river. Rolling waves of eyeburning pain.
Times I slipped up and said Damn in front of the house supervisor at the front desk: 1.
FML.
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