Wednesday, February 2, 2011

What I did and didn't say

"Um, they won't give that away for free, you can talk to them about it but they make a lot of money charging for that, no I am not going to ask them to give it away."
(If I were a fucking fairy godmother, I would sure as shit not be ugly, old and fat; everyone knows them wish-granting wenches fix themselves first. Am I beautiful, slender, ageless, and winged? No? Then, motherfucker, I am not your fairy godmother.)

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